that guy

Today, I will give you some observations from the gym.

You are "that guy" at the gym if you:

//walk around stark naked

//don't flush

//vomit in the shower

//tell the trainers how to do it better

//hit on people while on the stairclimber

//wear clothes you have no business wearing

//scream or grunt loudly while working out

//take the elevator upstairs to run on a treadmill

//wear your bluetooth while working out

//talk really loud because you are listening to your ipod

//hock a loogie in the sink and let it get hard

//take off your shirt and pose in the mirrors

//talk on your cell phone while on the machines

//don't wipe off the machine when you are done

//carry on a conversation while drying your "area"

//spend more time talking than working out

//watch the aerobic classes thru the window

//change the channel in the locker room (without asking) while people are in there

//pull up next to me at the urinal and rip one really loud and then you don't laugh

//come into the sauna and sit really close to me when there is plenty of room

//drive around the parking lot more than twice to get a spot close to the front, only to go in and exercise

//stand there and stare at me while I am using the machine just to let me know you want to use it next

//keep a list of things that put you on "that guy" list

My point: don't be that guy, I will notice

feel free to add your own...