Today, I will give you some observations from the gym.
You are "that guy" at the gym if you:
//walk around stark naked
//don't flush
//vomit in the shower
//tell the trainers how to do it better
//hit on people while on the stairclimber
//wear clothes you have no business wearing
//scream or grunt loudly while working out
//take the elevator upstairs to run on a treadmill
//wear your bluetooth while working out
//talk really loud because you are listening to your ipod
//hock a loogie in the sink and let it get hard
//take off your shirt and pose in the mirrors
//talk on your cell phone while on the machines
//don't wipe off the machine when you are done
//carry on a conversation while drying your "area"
//spend more time talking than working out
//watch the aerobic classes thru the window
//change the channel in the locker room (without asking) while people are in there
//pull up next to me at the urinal and rip one really loud and then you don't laugh
//come into the sauna and sit really close to me when there is plenty of room
//drive around the parking lot more than twice to get a spot close to the front, only to go in and exercise
//stand there and stare at me while I am using the machine just to let me know you want to use it next
//keep a list of things that put you on "that guy" list
My point: don't be that guy, I will notice
feel free to add your own...
