Wednesday, October 22, 2008

gary (chuck) norris

here is the progress of my Chuck Norris beard along with some more amazing facts about the man himself.

// guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does
// Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to flavor his steaks
// Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk & kill
// Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
// the quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

My point: My beard looks amazing. 

don't be jealous

5 comments:

Andy Warren said...

WHY?

Anonymous said...

It looks like a mug shot =]

Nightshade said...

You forgot your hat...

Dave Kidd said...

answer to your poll...


Keith Stephens

The Truth said...

you look like al quaeda