Chuck Norris facts:1. if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
2. there is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris .99 every time he listens to a song
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything around you
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
8. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird
My point: I am growing a Chuck Norris beard.
I know, the resemblance is STRIKING
5 comments:
haha.
sure, why not!
wow, very special, i like it.
will we be able to see the progress of the beard? Folks, Gary was quite adept at physical prowess - he could do innumerable cartwheels and not get dizzy; he could hammer throw an old lady at least 14 feet; he was the number one student in the Black Belt Academy's children's class
let me also add that
1. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is missing
2. Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener
3. There is no such thing as Tornados, Chuck Norris doesn't like trailer parks
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
and finally
Rock, Paper, Chuck Norris, I win!
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