Chuck Norris facts:1. if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
2. there is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris .99 every time he listens to a song
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything around you
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
8. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird
My point: I am growing a Chuck Norris beard.
I know, the resemblance is STRIKING
