whats in a name

Hannah is taking ballet & somehow I got roped into being part of the recital. I am 1 of about 30 dads who will be putting on a dance clinic.

We are kicking off the recital to a "Rocky" theme. I am learning that this white man can't dance & ain't got much rhthym BUT I will do just about anything for my girls. I figure it will be more embarrassing to them than to me so what's the downside.

I am gonna make sure I wear a C3 shirt so I can represent.

My point: who cares! Its all for fun. If I gotta watch a bunch of kids dance, they should have to watch a bunch of old guys attempt to get their groove on.

I kept interrupting the dance teacher asking "is this the part where I rip my shirt off". She didn't answer me yet, she is probably waiting on the perfect most opportune time for this public display...

I just blogged on my DROID

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they actually said it

Here are a few things that I thought was funny when I heard them.

Someone said:

"I am just thinking in my head"

... where else are you going to think?

"I am just speaking out loud"

... how else are you going to speak?

"can I ask you a question?"

... you mean ANOTHER one?

"I don't mean to interrupt"

... but you just did.

"I was gonna say"

... you were gonna say what?

"you want the truth?"

... nope I want you to continue lying!

I asked someone "who are the people in this picture?" 

Response: (names made up to protect the person) "Ted, Mary, Jack, Susan and me"... thanks for pointing out which one was YOU - duh

My point: people say some really funny things. Listen and you will catch them. Feel free to make a sarcastic comment or just blog about them. I usually do both...

I'm not saying, I'm just saying...